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Can't Stop Listening to BEACH PARTY's "Can't Surf"

How to listen: On a hot sunny day, possibly cursing at the sun.

Can't Surf

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Have you ever listened to the song "I Don't Dance" from High School Musical 2 and thought to yourself "Man, if only they had a grungy surf rock version of this song."

Well, you're in luck, because such a song does exist.

Listening to this song: I'm not convinced we can't surf. And it begs the question why won't we surf? Who is negging us to surf? Why do we need to give so many excuses? Why won't they take no for an answer?!?

In the best way possible, this song sounds laced with teen angst and rebellion. It makes you wanna stick it to the big guy and show them that you won't just rollover and do as you're told.


(This is also an informal petition to whoever owns the rights to this song: please, please, please put it back on Spotify. Thank you and much love.)

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